(Set: $Playername to "Jacob")
(go-to: "Morning")The sun shines brightly through the window onto $Playername's face. What day of the week is it?
[[Monday]]
[[Tuesday]]
[[Wednesday]]
[[Thursday]]
[[Friday]]
[[Saturday]]
[[Sunday]]
[[Who cares]]Ugh. Is it really Monday [[already->Morning]]?
If so I guess I have to get [[up]].Ah Tuesday, not the best day of the week, but not the worst either!
I need to get [[Moving->up]]!It's Hump-day? Man this week is moving fast.
I guess I should [[roll out->up]] of bed.Ah Thursday! The best day of the week by far! I wonder if my sister is [[up]] yet?Ah Friday, one of the better days of the week. Why shoud I get [[up]] on Friday?
Maybe I should just [[sleep in]] a little longer.Saturday! Another great day of the week, and the first day of the weekend!
The only thing I need to do today is [[sleep in]]!Ah Sunday, it ain't a bad day by any means but I gotta get [[up]] early for church.Yeah really who cares what day it is I'm going back to sleep for a [[bit->sleep in]].What to do first?
[[Stretch]]
[[Brush Teeth]]
[[Shower]]
[[Check on Sister]]
[[Eat Breakfast]]Do I really need to stretch, I mean who does that [[anyway->up]]?
I guess I probably should to get the blood flowing, but what about afterwards?
[[Check on Sister]]
[[Shower]]Time to brush my teeth!
Gotta brush in circles, otherwise mom will kill me.
Now that my teeth are clean should I [[stretch->Stretch]] or get a [[shower->Shower]]
Nah who am I kidding I just wanna [[EAT-> Monster]]Ahhh who doesn't love a few extra hours of sleep in the morning, but I think its time to get [[up]].Now time for a shower, and I am so ready for it. The power of a good shower in the morning should never be in question!
Now that I've showered I should probably do my other [[routines->Brush Teeth]], or I could just skip straight to [[Breakfast->Eat Breakfast]]!How are you doing this morning ***Jillian***?
So you're doing well then? Oh you say I stink? How dare you punk!What do you think I should do then? [[Shower]], or [[brush my teeth furiously!->Brush Teeth]] Yeah who needs to do any of those other morning *chores* anyways. Im just here to [[EAT]]The final step of the morning, some say this could be the most important! Not that I agree, but it's still important.
Eat [[Breakfast->OJ and Pancakes]]
Skip [[Breakfast->Know me too well]]What kind of monster are you that would make someone eat breakfast right after brushing their teeth! You should be ahamed of yourself.
If you are ashamed, click [[here->Morning]]
If you are still some kind of sicko then I guess click [[here->REALLY]][[You->cutoff]] really are sick aren't you, I'm gonna give you one last chance to reconsider, I mean you could be making me drink orange juice for all you know. Thats like torture after brushing your teeth!
Still a [[sicko->wow]]
You realized maybe you aren't a monster [[after all->Morning]]Did you click on this after reading that last sentence or did you just cut me off? Because if you cut me off then I'm not gonna give you a choice in the matter. Like seriously, who do you think you are that you can just controll me and my routine!
Yeah I cut you off [[sorry->I forgive you]]
Yeah I cut you off, what're you gonna do about it! [[TRY ME->that's it]]Wow okay, still a sicko I see, fine whatever I guess I'll go ahead and suffer then. Thanks a lot, I see how much you really [[care->Eat breakfast]]You know what I'm glad you apologized. I forgive you, I understand it can be annoying to read all of those long paragraphs and sentences. I'm sorry, here you go a free ride back to the start of this [[conversation-> Monster]]That's it, now you have to suffer. I'm really sorry to do this to you...who am I kidding I'm not sorry at [[all->Morning]]!No sorry, I'm not doing it. You may be making the choices here but I built this simulation, and I refuse to let you make me drink OJ after brushing my [[teeth->Morning]].Mmmmm a nice glass of Orange juice with a plate of pancakes is the best way to start my [[day->End]]!If you picked this option that means either you know me too well, or you don't like breakfast like me. Either way, good choice, time to start the [[day->End]]! And thus the simulation of my morning has come to an end, you have seen what I do and how I live so I guess all I can do I say thanks!
If you want to go back through and see some more of my routine click [[here->Morning]]
If you are all done then I guess just click the X in the corner! Have a great rest of your day!
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